She Already Shut Her Eyes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StarRailMC – All Aboard the Huohuo Express!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for epic adventures, like fighting off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens, or exploring a hidden dimension made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness happening here. Plus, we have exclusive in-game events like a pixelated version of the Hunger Games where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail! Minecraft Server

Thread Template, jiaoqiu, Yunli, HonkaiCraft, Character Banners

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, or explore a dungeon filled with evil chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has special events like the annual llama race where players compete to see who can ride their llama to victory. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring characters like Fu Xuan, Pela, and the legendary Hook (not the one from Peter Pan, we promise).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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HonkaiCraft Server – StarRailGen

Web Event, Yunli, HonkaiCraft, BOOTHILL, Light Cone Banners

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can skip Robin and create your own adventure. Version 2.3 “Farewell, Penacony” is coming soon, and you won’t want to miss out on the special program release. It’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. And don’t forget about the light cone banners – Sailing Towards a Second Life and She Already Shut Her Eyes. It’s like a virtual fashion show on steroids!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a new drip marketing campaign featuring Yunli and a web event titled “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” It’s like a laser tag battle, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GalacticRails Minecraft Server

Web Event, Then Wake to Weep, Minecraft, Thread Template, Redeemable Codes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and maybe even a touch of madness.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon, the mischievous Enderman, and the one and only Herobrine (if you dare to seek him out). Rumor has it that he’s the one behind all those missing blocks in your carefully crafted castle.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

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Insta-reply Minecraft Server

Discord, Instareply, Communication, Social Skills, small content creator

So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, I was just minding my own business, making TikTok videos and stuff, when this random person from the server recognized me and we started playing together. But then, out of nowhere, they started accusing me of hating them because I didn’t reply to their messages right away. Like, bro, I have a life outside of Minecraft, okay?

But anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to meet all sorts of interesting characters who will either shower you with love or accuse you of being a terrible friend for not responding to their messages within 0.5 seconds. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell you.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe someone will send you a gif saying “I will protect thee m’lady” because apparently, that’s a thing now. So come on down to this server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a wild ride, my friends.

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CraftyThiefNoPayAITA

crime, RESPONSIBILITY, stolen phone, Communication, busy environment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: You’re at a rave with your friends, being the designated driver because you’re a broke college student. But wait, the real party starts when you leave the rave and find out your car has been broken into! Not only is your puffer jacket missing, but your friend’s phone is gone too. And guess what? The center console is broken and your speaker is missing. Who knew a night out could turn into a real-life mystery?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! With over 35 cars broken into that night, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. And don’t worry about donating to your friend for her stolen phone, because on our server, we believe in taking responsibility for your own belongings (and your own adventures)!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a night at a rave in a sketchy part of town, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual puffer jackets and missing speakers along the way.

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NormieHabitzMC SMP

social norms, unusual practices, quirky behaviors, hygiene habits, everyday habits

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrrr! Like, we have this secret club where we all eat dirt blocks because it gives us superpowers in the game, it’s totally normal I swear! And like, every full moon we all dress up as creepers and run around blowing up stuff, it’s so hilarious you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We have this tradition where we all build giant statues of chickens and sacrifice them to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races, it’s the most intense competition you’ll ever witness in your life!

So if you’re ready to join a server where the crazier, the better, then come on over and join us! Just make sure you bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the entrance fee, because things are about to get wild in here! 🐔💥💎 #BestSMPever #DirtBlockSuperpowers

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CraftyCriminal

legal unawareness, inadvertent law breaking, law obliviousness, accidental rule breaking, law-breaking

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Look no further, because on our server, the only rule is to break as many rules as possible without getting caught! That’s right, we encourage chaos and mayhem in our virtual world.

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, or even start a virtual riot in the town square. The more chaos you cause, the more rewards you’ll receive!

One player even managed to build a giant statue of themselves out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of spawn, causing mass hysteria and lag for days. It was a sight to behold, and we’re still cleaning up the aftermath.

So if you’re a rebel at heart and want to unleash your inner troublemaker, come join our server and break all the rules without consequences. Just don’t blame us if the virtual police come knocking on your door!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

collaboration, Help, Minecraft, American scientists, Defense

so, like, these american scientists are all freaking out because their work is being attacked by, like, evil aliens or something. they’re, like, begging all the canadians to come help them out on this minecraft server. apparently, the only way to defeat the aliens is by building epic structures and fighting them off with diamond swords. so, like, if you want to save the world and have a good time, come join us on this crazy server. plus, there’s free pizza for all players who reach level 100. let’s do this, eh!

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ShipSweatShop

forced labor, Exploitation, labor trafficking, maritime industry, labor rights

come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us!

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