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Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

#fanartcommunity, #fancommunity, #fancreations, #nostalgicthreads, #threaddiscussion, #threadstop, art, Artistic, Community, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Discontinued, discussion, Edition, FANART, forum, memes, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Server, Threads

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	227768	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	250	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!