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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9330 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.