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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9160 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
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