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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3764 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 193 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!