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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1856 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
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