Shanksville Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Potions Brewed:	176	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	5941

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4701	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7596	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	63813
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!