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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2802 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while 
