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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, CraftyBlock, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, imageboard, internet, internet humor, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 268974228, online anonymity, Online Community, Random, Server, social media, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3952	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the elusive Bigfoot and earn his respect?

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	1821
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3263
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2428

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1659	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32251	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Star Shards Collected:	53	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!