Shalom MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Diapered Adventures 1.20.3

Adventures, Shalom, diapered, wear, long tail tags

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion of a world where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated like golden nuggets.

We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, you’ll be creating upside-down castles and rainbow-colored skyscrapers that defy the laws of physics.

But be warned, once you step foot into this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a vortex of madness and hilarity that will leave you wondering if you’ve entered an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is strangely addictive.

So grab your diapers, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life on this Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason.

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Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

Mess, diaper duty, hygiene, diaper rash, Toddler

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

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Crafty LOLz: Greetings!

ni hao, Good Evening, good afternoon, Hola, good day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyJewels Minecraft Server: Where Blocks are Kosher and Creepers are Shalom

ww3, PROTESTS, Minecraft, Shalom, Israel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner rebel and fight against the powers that be? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to take down the establishment in the most hilarious way possible. We’re not anti-Jew, we’re not anti-White, we’re just anti-America (and maybe a little anti-establishment too).

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting for your survival against the forces of evil (or at least, the forces of power-hungry players). Whether you hate America, Israel, or just love causing chaos, this is the place for you.

Join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start your own Maoist-themed foreign backed Civil War – the possibilities are endless!

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NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

Communication, NoWifeNoLife, relationships, Friend, Jeep

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).

Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

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NoDressNoPartyMC

formal attire, thong, birthday outfit, birthday etiquette, birthday invitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s fashion choices? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Just like the sheer dress incident, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what crazy outfit (or block) your fellow players will show up in next. And just like our birthday party drama, there’s always some juicy gossip and drama to keep things interesting.

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that’s as daring and bold as a see-through dress at a fancy restaurant, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a fashion showdown or a heated debate over the best way to build a castle. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Oxytocin Neuron Social Club

Behavioral Disorders, social behaviors, autism, Therapy, neuron

so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special.

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MelonSurvival

Discord, back, Bedrock Compatible, Hacks, MelonSurvival

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	The Pale Garden
Version	1.21.4
Gamemode	Semi Vanilla SMP (Survival)
Features	Raiding & PvP friendly, Hard gamemode, Arena
Server IP	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Is griefing permitted?	No, griefing is not allowed.
Are there any claims system?	No, there are no claims system.
Can I keep my inventory upon death?	No, keep inventory is not enabled.
How many homes can players have?	Players have 2 homes by default.
What is the world border set to?	The world border is set to 100k.

Contribute or Garbage 1.20.4

Hope, suffer, human communication, kill, Stupidest

Join our Minecraft server where you better contribute or else you’re trash and we’ll destroy you! Be resourceful in our evil society and get your “hate pass card” to indulge in hatred and evil. Ever wonder why the dumbest and worst people are in charge everywhere? It’s all about human communication, baby! If you can talk, you can rule. But why are evil folks so powerful? The answer is obvious, communication is key! After years of trying to reconnect with a potential friend, I gave up. People suck, that’s why places like /r9k/ exist. Without that special someone, there’s no reason to be good. Join us and embrace the chaos!

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BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, relationship dynamics, parental disapproval, communication breakdown, caregiving role

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

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