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Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9821
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9761
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4596	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Runes Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	9940	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

attribution, CraftyRevengeIran, cyber attacks, digital communication, diplomatic tensions, Europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Quran burnings, Revenge, security threats, Sweden, text messages

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.

ROYALCRAFT 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, administration, Community, Discord, Entertainment, Friends, Game, Minecraft, News, Parkour, Players, RoyalCraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

On our server you will find a sea of entertainment and many different acquaintances and friends. Responsive administration, adequate players. In general, there is everything for a pleasant and comfortable game!!! Welcome to RoyalCraft

Subscribe to our server in Discord to stay up to date with all the server news https://discord.gg/5MbBA9nd

65.21.70.49:25848

Pasta Party Minecraft Server

Allied forces, axis powers, european history, fascism, Historical questions, Italian army, Italian defeat, Italian invasion, Italian involvement, Italian leadership, Italian military, Italian resistance, Italian surrender, italy, Military failures, military strategy, Minecraft, Mussolini, Party, pasta, Second World War, Server, War History, world war II

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Italy was so bad in WW2! Maybe Mussolini was too busy building pixel art statues of himself instead of focusing on the war effort. Or perhaps the entire Italian army got lost in a maze of cobblestone walls and couldn’t find their way to the battlefield. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the hilarious secrets of Italy’s WW2 failures. Plus, we have a mini-game where you can reenact the Battle of Monte Cassino using nothing but snowballs and diamond swords. So come on, join us and let’s have a laugh at Italy’s expense!

New Movies Trailer 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a Minecraft god. Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated. So come join us and experience the thrill of exploring haunted caves while watching new movie trailers from the future. Trust us, it’s gonna be a creeper-tastic time!

PreggoCraft

abortion, amicable breakup, Appointment, bad choices, bad decisions, college, emotional turmoil, ethical question., ex boyfriend, Financial Stability, keeping secrets, late night texts, mental health, mom, moral dilemma, positive test, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, School, secret, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2325	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad decisions lead to unexpected pregnancies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the drama of late-night texts, ex-boyfriends, and positive pregnancy tests.

Experience the thrill of keeping secrets and making choices that would make even the most seasoned player question their morality. Will you be the one to keep the dad in the dark about his impending fatherhood, or will you spill the beans and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re looking for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Join now and see where your bad decisions take you!