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CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2418
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2041
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4908
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

10. Respect, 11. Communication, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Social media, 14. Dating etiquette, 15. Sexual harassment, 16. Personal boundaries, 17. Consent, 18. Online behavior, 19. Gender dynamics, 2. Confidence, 20. Body positivity., 3. Dick pics, 4. Sexting, 5. Online dating, 6. Relationships, 7. Masculinity, 8. Insecurity, 9. Boundaries, DickPicConfidenceCraft, Men

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.