Shakeela Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
New Chunks Explored:	244228	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	930503
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	717	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Items Found:	5138
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crops Grown:	3973	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!