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shake that holy boobers Minecraft Servers

  • Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

    Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3026
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

    4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

    So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 428
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Animals Bred: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6173
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 62 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFsMarathonNoShow

    GFsMarathonNoShow
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8640
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

    Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

    So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2754
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineSkillz10YearsAgo

    MineSkillz10YearsAgo
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8013
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

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    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

    Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

    NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2878
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ores Mined: 8912 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Crafty Gouty Villagers

    Crafty Gouty Villagers
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8889
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

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  • What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3587
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Divine Spears Created: 24

    New Minecraft ServersLoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

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  • TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

    TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8195
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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