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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1887 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
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