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KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

avoidance, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coward, daycare moms, friendship, Introvert, KidCraftin, Kids, making excuses, mom guilt, moms, Neighborhood, parenting, parenting struggles, peer pressure, Playdate, playdates, promised, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	8161	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	377664
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Love Letters Sent:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6176

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2109	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”