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CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	140	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	224	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	214
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magic Items Found:	2633
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!