sf raves 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	5099	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6147
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1822
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	42479
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	871
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!