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NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8182	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Honkai: Star Rail General – The Minecraft Server for Epic Battles and Memes!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where you can sway to the beat like Robin in “Sway to My Beat” trailer.

Imagine a world where you can soar through the skies like Myriad Celestia in “If We Had Wings” trailer. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you weep like in the “Then Wake to Weep” trailer.

With character banners like Robin, Topaz, Hanya, and Xueyi, and light cone banners like Flowing Nightglow and Blissful, you’ll be immersed in a world of wonder and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like GIFTVAJEGY4MNMDK and STARRAILGIFTROBININSIDE0327CARNIVALHSR1YEAR will give you exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! It’s so awesome, even Jade’s 5* Quantum Erudition can’t compare!

ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Desert Sky VS Hypixel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	118	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6908	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Votes:	1665	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mines Excavated:	2129
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	4915
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.