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NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	397
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2030	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	649250	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

7K Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8691
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	726496	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8754	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Emeralds Found:	1655	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	6085	Dimension Hops:	10

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

arson, Canada, Canadian churches, church burnings, church vandalism, ChurchesGoneWild, Colonialism, community healing, Criminal Investigations, cultural genocide, first nations, hate crimes, historical trauma, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, national tragedy, reconciliation, religious persecution, residential schools, systemic racism, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7949
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Towns Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5426
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!