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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1860 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9299 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Trump-free zone! We’ve built a virtual wall around our server to keep out any Trump supporters and their ridiculous antics. Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of running into any MAGA hats.
Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.
So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.
