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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3036 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.
our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.
if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.
come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?
