Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

DreamCraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	7648	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4942
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the soothing sounds of creeper explosions and zombie moans lull you into a peaceful slumber. Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chicken dance-offs and feather-filled fun.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the adventure begin!

CrazeCraft: Turn-On Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. It’s a truly magical experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the craziest thing that turns you on – like building a giant statue of a potato or riding a llama into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

UkraCraft Server: Bomber Brawl!

aggression, airfields, airstrike, Attack, BOMBER, brawl, Conflict, Crisis, damaged, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military operation, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Server, UkraCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	1564	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. You gotta join cuz, like, Ukraine is attacking Russian airfields and stuff. There’s, like, bombers flying around and causing chaos. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. Join now to be part of the madness and show off your building skills while dodging bombs and explosions. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ArcticDroneWars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can be a ukraine drone and bomb russian airfields in the arctic LOL like wut even is that?! it’s like real life drama but in minecraft form HAHAHA join now and be part of the madness, trust me u won’t regret it!! #minecraftdrama #ukrainedrones #russianairfields #arcticadventures

MermaidPeePeeLand

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	66
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	7562

come join our minecraft server where u can swim with mermaids who magically turn into humans but watch out cuz they might have incontinence problems from all that swimming! join now for a chance to witness a mermaid peeing on land, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! dive into the wacky world of mermaids and pee, only on our server!

RECKONMC

Adventure, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to our brand new RECKONMC Minecraft server! We’ve hosted several SMPs before, like Reckon Soul SMP for Bedrock, as well as S1, S2, and S3. We’ve also had the Glacial Moon SMP for both Java and Bedrock editions.

RECKONMC is a fun Minecraft SMP where you can relax and enjoy a mix of friendly gameplay and exciting challenges. With cool features like professions, land claims, and a lively economy, there’s always something new to discover. Join us and be part of a great community!

Welcome to RECKONMC, our 24/7 Java and Bedrock SMP (1.21) server! Enjoy a mix of 60% PvE and 40% PvP in a chill community with a friendly vibe. Our server offers a modern Minecraft PvP experience, including unique features like One Block Sky Block and various ranks with perks. You can take on jobs and participate in fun chat games like trivia. Test your skills in PvP battles, explore the arena, and protect your space with land claims. Set up your shop and earn vote rewards. Dive into adventurous quests, tackle parkour challenges, and enjoy a robust economy in both SMP and Discord. Make new friends, form teams, and earn money by killing mobs. We also have partnerships and so much more waiting for you!

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Chaos Anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bosses, Chaos, Cunning, Custom Items, Fire Lion XI, freedom, hunt, kill, landscape, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, soul knight, steal, STRONG, Survival, Thrive, True Wither, Unpredictable, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6603
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to Chaos Anarchy, a Minecraft server where absolute freedom reigns supreme. In this lawless world, you can do as you please—hunt, kill, and steal to your heart’s content. The thrill of survival is intensified with the addition of custom items and new weapons, each designed to give you an edge in this brutal landscape. Prepare to face formidable new bosses like the terrifying True Wither, the elusive Soul Knight, and the ferocious Fire Lion XI. Chaos Anarchy offers a thrilling and unpredictable adventure, where only the strongest and most cunning will thrive. Dive into the chaos, forge your path, and let the anarchy begin!

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Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!

Adventure, building, Chaos, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fish, forum, fresher, in-game purchases, Join, jokes, Minigames, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, Optional, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, role playing, Sandbox, Server Community, smp, sunburnt, survival mode, virtual currency, virtual world, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded Minecraft Server

Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations.
Are there exclusive perks for voting?	Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server.
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	New Chunks Explored:	734212
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Star Shards Collected:	245	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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