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BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	130	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4707	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2417
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	169	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	252

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mines Excavated:	3720
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!