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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5736 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
> You stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, who claim to be the elite llama mafia of the server. Will you join their fancy ranks or risk facing their llama wrath?
> A mysterious player named “Steve” challenges you to a build battle, but little do you know, Steve is actually a sentient block of dirt with a vendetta against all players who dare to underestimate the power of dirt. Will you emerge victorious or be buried in a pile of dirt blocks?
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, bizarre quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what insanity awaits you in this server?