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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2909 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1796 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).