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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7588 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).