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ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	204
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BarkBusterzMC

anti bark device range, back deck, backyard, BarkBusterzMC, barking issue, bored dog, council complaints, dog training, duplex, full time work from home, high pitched frequency, high window, lack of stimulation, neighbours dog, noise disturbance, offer to walk, peace and quiet, ultrasonic anti bark device, unpleasant sound., WIBTA

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LonelyHearts, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Minecraft, must haves, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Significant Other, single people, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	6014
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

advice, BlockBuddies, determination, encouragement, fresh start, Friend, goal-setting, growth mindset., Life, Life Changes, motivation, new beginning, perseverance, personal development, positivity, Rebooted, resilience, second chance, self improvement, self-care, Starting from scratch, starting over, Support

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

Our server is so epic that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical wizard who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and restart your life in the most epic, outrageous way possible!

ChipocalypseCraft

AI Chips, Artificial Intelligence, ChipocalypseCraft, Diplomacy, economic impact, export controls, global economy, global trade, international relations, national security, political tensions, restrictions, sanctions, semiconductor industry, supply chain, switzerland, technological advancements, Technology, Trade, trade war, US

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9322
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus

Enchanted Oasis 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beverage, Cucumber, drink, electrolytes, Enchanted, FITNESS, Gatorade, healthy, hydration, hydration choice, Losers, love, NOTICED, Oasis, Observation, odd combinations, quirky, refreshment, sports drink, Strange preferences, taste buds, unique flavors

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, only losers don’t love cucumber Gatorade! And on this server, we have an unlimited supply of that delicious green goodness.

Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, like how insane is that? You can ride them into battle and conquer the Minecraft world like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention that all the trees are made of cotton candy? Yeah, you heard me right, FREE COTTON CANDY TREES! You can snack on them while building your epic creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NetflixN00bNoMore!

bills, cable, cleaning, Clips, clothes, college, DISHES, education, Fight, headache, house chores, individual account, mopping, Netflix, NetflixN00bNoMore, part time job, Password, sister, Snippets, subscription, tiktok, tv shows

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of sharing a Netflix account with your sister and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without worrying about your sister leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone yelling at you to clean the bathroom.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from the chaos of household chores and sibling arguments. Plus, we promise not to change the password on you!

So come on in and join us for a truly peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world to explore?

IndieCraft United 1.20.4

1.20.4, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, non-English, OC material, small indies, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, United, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, youtube equivalent

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	702	Villages Defended:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the mainstream VTubers with their thousands of viewers hogging all the attention? Well, fear not, because we’ve got a Minecraft server for the true VIPs – the indie VTubers with an average of 500 viewers or more!

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with quirky, small-time VTubers who are just waiting to be discovered. Who needs those big corporate VTubers when you can support the little guys who are doing their own thing without any oversight?

We’ve got Twitch partners, YouTube stars, and even some non-English VTubers for those looking for something a little different. And hey, if you’ve got a VTuber crush with 499 viewers, don’t worry – we’re flexible with our requirements.

So come on down to our server, where we celebrate the underdogs of the VTuber world. Who needs the big names when you can hang out with the real stars of the show? Join us now and let’s make some memories together in this crazy world of indie VTubers!

LuxuryCraft: Simple Pleasures

Bliss, comfort, Contentment, Decadence, DELIGHT, extravagance, Happiness, indulgence, joy, leisure, luxury, LuxuryCraft, opulence, pampering, Peace, pleasures, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Simple, simple pleasure, Tranquility, Treat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the sheer joy of finding a diamond in the depths of a cave! It’s like striking gold, but shinier and more blocky. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who can speak fluent Pig Latin. You don’t want to miss out on the clucks and oinks of their conversations! So come on over and dig, build, and chat with our feathered friends. It’s a luxury you never knew you needed in your virtual life!

Bring your Minecraft community to life with this complete Economy SMP Server Setup

Banks, Boosters, BRING, commands, Community, Competition, COMPLETE, Crate rewards, creativity, Economy, Fly, Interest, java, job system, Life, Minecraft, Plot System, Public, PvP arenas, Quests, Ranks, resource packs, Server, setup, smp, Spawn, Warps

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1918	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Minecraft Economy SMP Server Setup

Features	Pre-configured ranks Dynamic job system Custom resource packs Economy with banks and interest Crate rewards Warps, quests, and boosters User-friendly plot system PvP arenas Essential commands (/fly, /spawn)
Download Link	Click here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server setup compatible with Minecraft version 1.21?	Yes, it is optimized for Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there pre-configured ranks available?	Yes, the setup includes pre-configured ranks.
Can players create their own plots?	Yes, there is a user-friendly plot system available for players.
Are there PvP arenas for players to engage in combat?	Yes, there are thrilling PvP arenas on the server.
What are some of the essential commands available?	Players can use commands like /fly and /spawn.