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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	195
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	8859
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

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Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	8370
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	1987	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!