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Forever Alone Craft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.

On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.

And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.

So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Crafty RPG Gridiron: Where Pixels Meet Strategy

Battles, Challenges, Characters, Combat, Crafty, discussion, FANTASY, gameplay, grid movement, grid-based, Gridiron, Maps, Mechanics, Medieval, Meet, pixels, RPG, rpgs, Story, strategy, strategy RPGs, tactical, Tactics, turn based, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a grid-based strategy RPG on steroids!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you can summon a team of pixelated warriors to fight them off in epic turn-based battles.

But that’s not all! We have quests that will take you on wild adventures through dungeons filled with loot and treasure. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some sick moves).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life? Join now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Blocktopia

action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.

But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious

acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server

banner, Closing, crash, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Monitoring, Old Days, OmletArcade, ore, Play, Server, Shop, Sites, Storage, year old

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7651	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade

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Andycraft

Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.

Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…

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Crafty Craze

#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

MineSNK – Digging for SNK and Neo Geo Fun!

Advance Strike, beginner guide, City of the Wolves, Community Resources, DandyJ, Digging, Discord, dotemu, dual audio, event footage, Fatal Fury, FF:CotW, Fun, geo, Kof, KOF Official Site backup, KOF XIII Global Match, KOFXV, Marco, metal slug tactics, MineSNK, neo, neo geo, NEO-GEO FREAK Magazine Archive, neog, PC, ps4, PS5, RedGGPO, romset, snk, SNK Media Gallery, squad tactics, Switch, the king of fighters xv, Translations, turn based, xbox series x/s

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	2424	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more action than a diamond sword fight in the Nether!

Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.

Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	8314
Chimeras Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3480
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

Advancements, amd, battle, BUILD, comparison, Competition, computing, CPU, Crafty, Decision making, Future, Gaming, innovation, intel, Longevity, market, Performance, Processors, Promises, Support, Technology, Upgrades, Wars, Zen5

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mines Excavated:	1308
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	282639
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!