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KidLogicCraft

Absurd beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, funny childhood beliefs, funny misconceptions, humorous misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, KidLogicCraft, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, whimsical thoughts

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Star Shards Collected:	290	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited candy? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind the legendary Candy Kingdom hidden deep within the depths of our world. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy – you’ll have to battle evil sugar monsters, navigate treacherous lollipop forests, and outsmart the mischievous gummy bears. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the sweetest quest of your life!

PandaCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitical, Indo-Pacific, Japan, Minecraft, PandaCraft, Partnership, Peace, Regional, relations, Renew, resolve, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Stability, strategy, U.S

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6258	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	9204
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!