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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3431 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even take on a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers from its eyes! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!