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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 302 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.