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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6684 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4166 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.
But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.
So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!
