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SettlerSlay Minecraft Server

Awareness, chadlites, DEBT, Friend, intervention, Lost, mental health, Minecraft, Problem, public shaming, relationships, repulsive slam pigs, Server, settler menace, SettlerSlay, Settling, shame, snow balling, solution, SUICIDE, Support, toxic behavior, Wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about slam pigs and debt? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from real life drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few slam pigs (but don’t worry, they won’t put you into debt)! Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that $30k debt)!

Embarrassing Spell Fail Mine

cognitive lapse, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., EMBARRASSMENT, Fail, forgetfulness, Language, language difficulties, language skills, Memory, memory lapse, memory recall, Spell, Spelling, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling error, spelling mistake, spelling struggles

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, u know when u try to spell embarrassing and u just cant? well, that’s how u feel when u dont join this amazin minecraft server. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. like, seriously, it’s wild.

also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Flower Power Border Control

agricultural pests, border, border checks, border security, control, flower, Fungi, global trade, imported cut flowers, insects, invasive species, Live, Monitoring, pot plants, power, regulations, regulations compliance, reptiles, research findings, Risk, Spiders, trade volume, Transportation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!

But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farming, Friendly, Manas, Minigames, Mining, Modded, Promise, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Sleeping, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	425
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience.
How can I join the server?	To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting.
Is there a modpack for the server?	Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access.
Is the server new?	The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8663	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magic Items Found:	5021	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	6080
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!