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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1143 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 376 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2559 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.