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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6674 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.
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