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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9391	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	6227
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	8362

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2317
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Star Shards Collected:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!