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Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	1111
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6194	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	2564	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Animals Bred:	123
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2404
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	7601	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Buildings Constructed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	9901
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!