Sessão Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta males, Chad, Chads, chadwomen, Confidence, cope, cry, empowerment, Epic, feminism, free will, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, rooting for chad, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, traditional conservative values, ugly women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	8462
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, catholic church, catholic faith, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Christianity, Church, doctrine, FAITH, Minecraft, papacy, papal infallibility, pontiff, pope, pope in my country, pope’s authority, Popeular, Religion, religious beliefs, religious leader, smp, spiritual leader, Vatican

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

Anime, Band, beautiful art, brass band, Character development, city, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, euphonium, harem, Hibike Euphonium, high school, japanese animation, kyoani, Minecraft, Music, official art, relationships, romance, school life, Server, Shuuichi, slice of life

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

criticism, dying hobby, effort in streams, frequency of streams, hard-working vtubers, hobby criticism, hololive, idol culture, idol culture downfall, lack of creativity, lack of effort, lack of originality, lazy vtubers, Minecraft, moral code, personality types, Popularity, Shit, smp, vtuber community, VTuber personalities, Vtubers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Assistance, Community, discussion, forum, Help, internet, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 926438174, ONLINE, post, query, question.., Reply, response, Server, Support, Thread, unknown, User

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Atmospheric, Colorful, Cyberpunk, Dark, DISAPPOINTING, dungeon crawler, Gotta Go Fast, Horror, horror-themed, Immersive, maintenance deck, Minecraft, remake, Sci Fi, shock, Shooter, slow-paced, smp, spooky, Suspenseful, System, system shock remake, Waste

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3959	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

CivWorld Minecraft server

Challenges, Civilization, CivWorld, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Skills

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

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Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

American, arab, arab muslims, Arabs, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, ignorance, integration, Minecraft, Minority, Misinformation, Muslim, Oasis, palestine, Politics, prejudice, Religion, right wingers, Server, Stereotypes, tolerance, US, WTF

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Limbus Company General – Minecraft SMP #2027

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, Faust, general, General guide, google play, Hong Lu, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	3525
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Potions Brewed:	147	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland Outis!

But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Previous thread, scrungly edition, Server, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, useful threads, vip viewers, Visualizing, vod archival guide, youtube equivalent

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.