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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.
