| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5564 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 260 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3264 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9206 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 888 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2792 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9940 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3581 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 110 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6681 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3131 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 117 | Votes: | 7852 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9958 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6444 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6732 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
