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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5929 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
