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PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Falling into the Void:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	7710

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5324	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	1183
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	28

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!