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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8416 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7800 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!