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BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places

1. Asses, 10. Seduction, 11. Fantasy, 12. Provocative, 13. Allure, 14. Naughty, 15. Tease, 16. Pleasure, 17. Sultry, 18. Forbidden, 19. Tempting, 2. Bury, 20. Erotic., 3. Face, 4. desire, 5. Temptation, 6. lust, 7. Curves, 8. Sensual, 9. Cheeks, BootyCraft, Digging, Places, Treasure, wrong

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.

Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.

If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, comedic timing, comedy, Crafty, Enjoyable, Entertaining, funny, Good Vibes, great writing, highly recommended, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, laughs, legitimately funny, LOLtastic, Minecraft, must watch, series, Server, Show, talented cast, television, Witty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	1369
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crops Grown:	7545
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	895	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	7451	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8295	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Star Shards Collected:	150	Zombie Dances:	4

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!