seriously Minecraft Servers

seriously Minecraft Servers

  • Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

    Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3040
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 4735
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AreWeCrafting Minecraft Server

    AreWeCrafting Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7193
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond helmet!

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a giant maze filled with talking cows, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTF Minecraft Madness

    WTF Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6045
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Animals Bred: 176 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.

    And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Space Babes and Blocks

    Space Babes and Blocks
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 322
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Votes: 6321
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: China Concerned!

    NukeCraft: China Concerned!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4845
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3395 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 312
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE CHINA IS LIKE “SERIOUSLY CONCERNED” ABOUT US NUCLEAR STUFF BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT NUCLEAR REACTOR MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS?!

    WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, PIGS THAT FLY ON RAINBOWS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.

    PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR HOOVES AND HELP YOU BUILD EPIC CASTLES MADE OUT OF CHEESE.

    JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS INVADE AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO JELLO! #CHINACANTSTOPUS #NUCLEARCREEPERS #UNICORNMODS

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SunDroneCraft

    SunDroneCraft
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 344
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the smallest, lightest solar-powered drone takin’ flight! It be weighin’ less than a nickel and be flyin’ nonstop while the sun be shinin’! Imagine all the epic adventures you can have on dis server, flyin’ around like a boss and soak up all dat solar power like a pro! Join now and be part of dis insane journey, cuz ain’t no other server be as lit as dis one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Atlas Project Bedrock Server: Where your wildest blocky dreams come true [smp]

    The Atlas Project Bedrock Server: Where your wildest blocky dreams come true [smp]
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6553
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Items Found: 7916
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Votes: 5703
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server

    Addons Used Texture Packs
    Better on Bedrock Available for a better look to the world
    Mini Blocks Available for added creativity in building
    More Enchantments Enhances gameplay with additional enchantment options
    More Shields Provides more defensive options in combat
    More Elytras Enhances mobility with more wings options

    Decisions are made based on player feedback and preferences. Join our Minecraft server today!

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    FAQs

    Question: How do I join the server? Answer: You can join by clicking the link provided above to join our Discord server and get the server details.
    Question: Is the server only for players aged 18 and above? Answer: Yes, we are an 18+ server to ensure mature and respectful interactions among players.
    Question: Are there any specific rules on the server? Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow.
    Question: Can I suggest new addons or texture packs for the server? Answer: Absolutely! We value player input and suggestions, so feel free to share your ideas with us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trendy Jews Minecraft Server

    Trendy Jews Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 597
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6121
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the Jews win if you follow the trend of wanting less white babies! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new twist on gameplay that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

    Join us for epic battles where the fate of the server hangs in the balance based on your support for this wild trend. Will you be on the winning side with the Jews, or will you fight against them to protect the white babies? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mythical creatures like rainbow unicorns and flying pigs. You never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiningManiacs Minecraft SMP

    MiningManiacs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6841
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these magnificent creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find the Rainbow Sheepicorn and fulfill your wildest dreams!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of floating islands made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right – CAKE ISLANDS! So come join us and feast your eyes on these sugary wonders while battling it out with your fellow players for the title of Cake Island Champion.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DinnerDrama Minecraft Server

    DinnerDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9389
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist! Join us and escape the awkward dinner parties with your aunt’s mysterious friends.

    On our server, you can build a virtual house where your mother can’t invite random strangers over for dinner without your consent. No more guilt trips or financial bribes to host unwanted guests – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

    Become a member of our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family gatherings when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers with your online pals? Join now and say goodbye to awkward family situations forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToothbrushTyrant

    ToothbrushTyrant
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 3562
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mines Excavated: 2400
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad breath is a thing of the past! Join us for a breath of fresh air and leave your stinky breath behind. Our server is the perfect place for all you germaphobes out there who want to enjoy some clean kisses without the fear of bad breath ruining the moment.

    We offer special dental hygiene classes for all players, where you can learn the importance of brushing, flossing, and using mouthwash. And don’t worry about dental check-ups, we’ve got you covered with our in-game dentists who will make sure your teeth are in top shape.

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bad breath and hello to fresh kisses! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve all your relationship problems? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoobHeroSMP

    NoobHeroSMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7106
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where superheroes and villains are nowhere to be found? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally see your favorite superheroes and villains battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

    Join us and witness Superman trying to build a house out of kryptonite blocks, only to have it destroyed by Thanos snapping his fingers. Watch as Batman tries to sneak up on the Joker, only to be foiled by a creeper exploding right behind him.

    But beware, even the mightiest of heroes and villains may not last a day in our crazy world. Iron Man’s suit may malfunction from all the redstone contraptions, and the Hulk may accidentally punch a hole through the entire server.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun! Who knows, you may even get the chance to team up with your favorite superhero or villain and take on the world together. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ClassmateGoneWild

    ClassmateGoneWild
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8344
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Potions Brewed: 133 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that awkward kid who always sat alone at lunch and talked to himself? Well, turns out he grew up to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7.

    Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, rumor has it that the weird kid’s secret underground base is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what really happened to the “weird kid” in your high school class. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanTrekkerz

    TaiwanTrekkerz
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2519
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9975 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 269 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out their butts and unicorns that poop out diamonds. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese where they battled a giant taco monster. also, our admins are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find the golden carrot hidden in the enchanted forest. plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cookies, a magical talking llama will move in and tell u jokes all day. so what u waitin for? come join the fun and madness on our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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