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Israel War Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, influence, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, strategy, Support, Tactics, US, Victory, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

assassins, assassins creed, confusion, creed, dialogue, DISAPPOINTING, disconnect, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gameplay experience, Hacker, Immersion, immersion breaking, interruption, Minecraft, modern day, narrative, Play, simulation, smp, Storyline, storytelling, unexpected, video game, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

affairs, ashes, barbaric, Confirm, cremated, DadWillRespectDeniedLOL, decomposed, Embalmed, executor, family, feelings, Glass, mum, Plot, rat out, Respect, sister, SPLIT, Tell Dad, WIBTA, Will, Wishes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Farms Harvested:	828
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	5218
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4282

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

SelfLoathingCraft

body image issues, comparison, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, self loathing, self worth, self-blame, self-criticism, self-critique, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-judgment, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Dedicated Staff, Discord, economy features, EconomyTown, Enchantments, generously, Grief Prevention, LegendsCraft, MapArt protection, Minecraft, Op items, Player Shops, quality-of-life enhancements, Ranks, ranks system, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, server ip, Spawn market, Survival, Themed crates, tip, Vanilla, VanillaJava, Vote Rewards

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	100
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	3110

Server Name	LegendsCraft
Server Version	1.21.1 Java
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Features	Economy system Player shops Ranks and rewards Crates and vote rewards Grief prevention OP items Server events Spawn market MapArt protection and contests

Overview

LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

FAQ

Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of insanity.

Ever wanted to explore a Mirror Dungeon that will make you question reality itself? Well, now’s your chance! Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers like yourself to conquer its mind-bending challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster ride like no other. Trust us, you’ve never seen minecart madness like this before.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us for the upcoming extractions where you’ll face off against the most formidable foes, including the notorious [Ryoshu]. Think you have what it takes to come out on top? Prove it on our server!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With ties to Project Moon’s Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, expect twists, turns, and spoilers galore. So strap in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our server. See you there, if you dare!

Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5051	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

advice, bad, credit scores, gfs, landlord references, Minecraft, Pets, property management, rental agreements, rental business, rental business strategies, rental income, rental practices, rental properties, rental property damage, rental property expenses, rental property income, rental property investment, rental property maintenance, rental property management, rental property ownership, rental property repairs, rental property tenants, rental tenants, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Animals Bred:	198
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	9200
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!