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SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

astute, Behavior, Body language, Clever, Deception, Demeanor, discerning, facade, hidden talent, Insight, INTELLECT, intelligence, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, perceptive, pretending, sharp, SlySmartie, Smart, smp, subtle sign, underestimated

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	569547	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

CraftyCashCow

beneficial, cost effective, CraftyCashCow, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Investment, Lavish, long-term investment., luxury, must have, Premium, PRICEY., Quality, Splurge, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned diamonds on useless junk in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the thrill of spending your riches on the most ridiculous and extravagant items you never knew you needed.

From diamond-encrusted armor to golden toilet seats, we have it all! And the best part? These items actually give you superpowers in-game! Want to be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes? No problem, just buy our exclusive items and watch the magic happen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow on branches and emeralds rain from the sky. Just stand under the tree and watch your wealth multiply before your very eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the luxury and opulence you never knew you needed in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s worth every penny.

NatoAttackCrafters

aggression, Attack, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoAttackCrafters, rearming, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tensions, threat, Vladimir Putin, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build russian tanks and rearm faster than you can say “nato is shook”! we’re preparing for a possible attack on nato but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our epic minecraft skills. join us for crazy battles and insane strategies, you won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what are you waiting for? join now before putin steals all the diamonds!

Pocket Fat Heart Attack

Attack, fat, Heart, Pocket

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Towns Built:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.

we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.

imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.

so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Democracy, Discord, discord server, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, Meet, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, serious, Server, smp, Vote

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Emeralds Found:	8899
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1318	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Description	Members take roleplay lightly and focus on server democracy, including legislative voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election
Links	Video 1, Video 2, Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often do you have server legislature meetings?

Server legislature meetings are held periodically to vote on proposals submitted by members. The frequency may vary depending on the volume of proposals.

2. What type of proposals can be submitted for voting?

Proposals can range from enacting new laws within the server to adding new mods to the server’s modpack. Members have the freedom to suggest various ideas for consideration.

3. How can I participate in the Presidential Election?

To participate in the Presidential Election or any server events, make sure to join the Discord server provided. Details and updates will be shared there.

Eternal Realm – Kronii’s Legacy 1.20.2

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, art, Collabs, ETERNAL, fanbase, fanfiction, holoEN, hololive, Kroniis, Legacy, memes, merchandise, Music, NSFW, Realm, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as lit as @OuroKronii’s streams? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where legends are made, just like GawrGura in Fast Food Simulator.

Join us for some late-night edgy hours in Sonic X Shadow Generations, where the memes are as spicy as the NSFW art (we got a tag for that too, kroniirotic baby).

We got all the handy links you need, from YouTube to TikTok, and even a free chat room where you can vibe with the homies. Plus, our music game is fire – check out Kronii’s original songs and covers, they’ll have you vibing for days.

And if you can’t figure out timezones, don’t worry, we got a stream calendar to keep you on track. So what are you waiting for? Join us and spread the love for Kronii, and remember to report any schizos and Londoners – KRONII LOVE! 😂🔥🎮

CraftyBridesmaid Minecraft Server

apologies, Bridesmaid Decline, changing priorities, Communication Issues, controlling relationship, CraftyBridesmaid, Emotional support, Exclusion Accusations, friend drama, friendship boundaries, Friendship struggles, Funeral Support, Group Settings Cordiality, hurtful behavior, Loss of Grandma, Minecraft, Not Being A Bridesmaid, Proposal Hinting, red flags, Server, supportive friends., toxic friendship, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy alliances, and more betrayal than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with players who are more unpredictable than a creeper in a minefield. You’ll never know who to trust, who to befriend, or who to watch out for. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to tame a wild ocelot.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who destroys everything in their path? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. It’s a jungle out there, but with the right skills and a bit of luck, you might just survive the madness.

FireBlock Bday Snub

air quality, aita, Altadena fire, BDay, birthday gift, chaotic, close friend, Communication, Disappointment, displaced by fires, Empathy, evacuation, FireBlock, friendship, Guilt, nice gift, PRESSURE, shopping, snub, stress, thoughtful gesture, underlying condition, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	3335
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of friends who expect birthday gifts even when you’re busy fleeing from wildfires and dealing with bad air quality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to guilt trip you for not sending gifts, because we understand that life can get crazy sometimes. Join us for a stress-free, gift-free gaming experience where the only thing burning is our passion for Minecraft!

CraftyCynicalExploits

captive communication, captive negotiation, captive release, CraftyCynicalExploits, cynical, emotional manipulation, Hamas, hostage communication, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, Manipulation, media manipulation, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, psychological exploitation, psychological warfare, release notices, staged, Terrorism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers outta their butts! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!

Origins of America 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, American citizen, conformity, Depravity, elite individual, freedom, Government, History, INDEPENDENCE, mistreatment, Oppression, Origins, Rebellion, resistance, revolt, revolution, society, tolerance, Treatment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like America but on crack! Like, you can treat the players however you want and they’ll just take it like champs. No rebellion here, just pure chaos and fun! Join now and unleash your inner dictator, because these players will never revolt, they’re like the ultimate obedient citizens of Minecraft land. It’s wild, it’s crazy, it’s a total mind trip – just like America, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this insane experience, join now and rule like a boss!