🔥September 2022 Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

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ScreenCrafters

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haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

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so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

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Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3667	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Void Gems Collected:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Buildings Constructed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3655
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	104235	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131

Exclusive September 2022 Minecraft Servers

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ