Septembear Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

BitMinerMinecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

And that’s not all – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party with skeletons breakdancing and witches dropping sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about mining for diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

MineCrafty Mischief Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	2645

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

AhoyCraft – Where even Slovaks greet with a smile!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Void Gems Collected:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Picture this: a landlocked server where the only way to greet your fellow players is by yelling “ahoy” like a Slovak pirate. Arr matey, get ready to set sail on a sea of blocks and build the craziest pirate ship you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this booty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Just don’t forget to bring your pirate hat and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft Meets Comedy!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie villagers and skeleton warriors until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the dreaded Ender Dragon while riding a magical unicorn with wings made of cotton candy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Papa John’s Pizza Party Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conspiracy theories run wild and billionaires are at war! Join us as we uncover the truth behind COVID-19 and dodge elite Jewish assassins trying to silence us. Will you be the one to finally expose the secrets of the Billionaires club and save the world from their evil plans? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of diamond pickaxes! Remember, the truth is out there…if you dare to seek it!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Enchantments Applied:	88
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land of endless possibilities! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild creepers!

In our server, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic castle ever seen in the Minecraft universe. But beware, because rival players might try to sneak in and steal your precious loot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive events where you can battle against giant spiders and zombies for a chance to win rare in-game items. Plus, our server is constantly updating with new content, so you’ll never get bored!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Crafty AF: Where even your pixel art looks like a masterpiece

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Animals Bred:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being a noob at art in Minecraft? Join our server and become a prodigy without even trying! Our pixel art mini-games will have you creating masterpieces in no time, all while lounging on your virtual couch. Who needs talent when you can just fake it on our server? Join now and start living the lazy artist dream!

Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	405	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ores Mined:	2641	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have a dedicated section for posting hilarious memes, outrageous videos, and even cringey photos.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on giant chickens, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather pants. Join them in epic battles against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the villainous Wooly McWoolface.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9860
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!