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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8402 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.